He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean heavily scarred old dog."What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks."I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and I'll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.When the bear falls off the roof, the dog is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner."What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner."If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."This one is compliments of Chuck...A young law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct. He didn't fight the tears that pooled in his eyes.James had hurt Katherine horribly. He'd played with her emotions and her mind, just so that he could have her physically. He'd never been more disgusted with himself. Deep regret filled him; he hadn't known just how painful the effects of his magic were on the ones he had come to care about. Distraught and depressed, James turned to his mistress, the only other person who could possibly understand how he felt."Lilith?" James asked aloud and in his head."James? What's wrong?" the demoness answered, guessing from James' tone that he was troubled.He poured out his soul to Lilith, telling her all about his conversation with Tina and his parting with Katherine. "My love," Lilith said after James finished, "I'm so sorry. I know it must have been difficult, but you did the right thing. I know you, James; you never wanted to hurt or lie to anyone. Letting Katherine go was for the best."James wiped the tears from his face. "I can't do this any.
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