However, I wasn't entirely joking when I said to try new underwear." It's more than that," Mary Ellen said and paused."What then? Don't tell me you're old. I'm older than you are. Besides, you have the body of a teenager." The older woman looked at Mary Ellen's slim form and sighed. "I would love to have your shape. Nice sized boobs and a dynamite ass," she said with a wide grin. "Nice sized boobs? They're too small, especially compared to your 36C's. And, my ass is much too big." Well, 36C aren't all they are made out to be. Gravity has a way of taking care of that. You will never have that problem. As for your ass, Drew drools over it. And, when you wear those little pink short shorts in the yard... well, I practically get ****d." The older woman laughed loudly. "I should buy all your clothes for you," she added with a coy smile."He does? Drew drools over my ass?" Mary Ellen asked and then realized that she was acting a little too interested in what her friend's husband thought of. . I don’t remember what I chose.2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.4. Impotence: nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings...”5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.7. There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.8. Virginity can be cured.9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.13. Question: What’s an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with.
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