IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, “WHERE’S THE SELF- HELP SECTION? SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?7. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO “GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?”11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?14. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND CLEAN THEM?15. IF A TURTLE DOESN’T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?16. CAN VEGETARIANS. And with that. "Message has arrived" chimed in.I opened the email and to my surprise was a picture I have never seen of my mother.I never really thought about my mom as being pretty or sexy before, but this picture sure changed that.She was sitting on her bed with a blue, short, silk nightie on. She was sitting with her legs under her, and her hands on the bed. It looked like she was leaning forward a little and she had a very seductive look on her face.The nightie was a little loose and showing some very nice cleavage.I was stunned!"Wow!" was all I could type back."I take it you like then?" she asked.I tried to remember that this was my mother, but the picture didn't do anything to remind me of her other then it looked like her."Very much" I replied."Good!" Did you have your son that that picture" I posed. Since I knew the answer I figured I'd go fishing a little."No, I took these with the help of his best friend".Huh? My best friend? Tim had taken that picture? OK, that was.
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