With bare essentials and a few clothes, I mounted my best steed and set forth to the coast. I arrived two days later and embarked with my horse on a small boat and crossed the channel for France. As the craft bobbed on the waves of the channel I looked back at England, home no more. I shed tears that morning, tears of loss and tears of regret. As England grew smaller and faded into the mists of the channel, France grew larger and more distinct. It would be long before I would see my home again.It was in the middle of the eighteenth century of Our Lord's Providence that I found myself in a strange country. I had learned some of the language, but had never spoken it with a native of that land. The language I had learned was the language of the learned. The peasants I encountered during my first days on the continent seemed to be speaking gibberish, so different was it from the bookish tongue I had essayed. But, as it should be, my exposure to the vernacular of the region quickly. What’s the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.Q. What’s the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline? A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hitany of the ducks.Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelinblindfolded? A. You don’t have to be very good to get people’s attention.Q. What’s the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawn mower.Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust fordirections: an in-tune bagpipe player, an out-of-tunebagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out-of-tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate youhave been hallucinating.Q. How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe? A. Add vibrato.Q. What’s the definition of a gentleman? A. Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn’t.Q. What’s the difference between a dead snake.
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