Married men are hot.” She took a strand of pearl and curled it around her finger. “You’re hot.”He did not reply.“Does it make you uncomfortable when I say that? When I tell you I think you’re hot?”“No. I like to be told I’m hot. Who doesn’t?”“Do you think your wife is hot?”“I do. Very much so.”“Do you think I’m hot?” She caught another loop of pearls around her finger.“I do,” he said, after a pause. "I think you’re hot. I think that choker you’re wearing is hot. I think the way you are wrapping those pearls around your finger is wildly hot.”“Thank you,” she said. “What would your wife think about you calling another woman hot?”He leaned close to her. She mirrored his body and leaned in close to him. Very quietly, he said, “My wife’s not here right now, is she?”“No, she’s not,” said his wife. “You can do whatever you like.”“May I tell you what I would like?”She smiled wickedly. “You may.”He said, “I would feel wrong going up to your room with you. You know, fucking you. Or anything. ..One turned to the other and said, “Man, I can’t believe I blew thirty bucks in there!”What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?A man will actually search for a golf ball.What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?You can unscrew a lightbulb.What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?We’re closed. Beat it.How do you embarrass an archaeologist?Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it comes from.I took a poop in the elevator. I’m taking this shit to a whole new level.What do you call a deaf gynecologist?A lip reader.What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?Beef strokin’ off.Why do vegans give better head?They’re used to eating nuts.I’m not sure how I feel about masturbation...On the one hand, it’s pretty great.A man goes to the doctor and says “I’ve got a problem, I have 5 penises.”He replies, “Like a glove.”How did you quit smoking?I decided to start smoking only after sex.How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?He forgot.
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